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  • Two Godzillas

    August 11, 2025
    [dumb, movies]

    Mentally I am here.


  • Music / July 2025

    August 6, 2025
    [music]
    Music / July 2025

  • Sony Liberty V7

    July 11, 2025
    [dumb]
    Sony Liberty V7

    This and a couple Miller High Life’s would fix me.


  • Music / June 2025

    July 5, 2025
    [music]
    Music / June 2025

  • Music / May 2025

    June 4, 2025
    [music]
    Music / May 2025

  • Dongin

    May 31, 2025
    [dumb]
    Dongin

    The mannequins must unionize to stop this abuse.


  • Who mourned him best?

    May 28, 2025
    [dumb]
    Who mourned him best?

    I can’t eat a cracker without quoting this. How has it been over ten years since we lost Harris Wittels.


  • Souping

    May 25, 2025
    [dumb]


  • There is a Nuke for every mood

    May 21, 2025
    [dumb, movies]
    There is a Nuke for every mood

    I learned about drugs from RoboCop 2 when I was like eight years old. Nuke seemed so wild and bad. The eye drops I currently use come in basically the same dispenser. It’s Nuke every night for me now.


  • Chinese Buffet Democracy

    May 19, 2025
    [music]
    Chinese Buffet Democracy

    I think I figured out what The Spaghetti Incident is.


  • No dick, no problem.

    May 18, 2025
    [dumb]

    I probably think about this clip monthly.


  • The price is on the can

    May 17, 2025
    [dumb]
    The price is on the can

    Southern Style? Guys, I think my drink is racist.


  • Unproven Testing

    May 6, 2025
    [dumb, tv]
    Unproven Testing

    Nathan Fielder is living in another universe when it comes to constructing television.


  • Cawing In My Skin

    April 29, 2025
    [dumb]
    Cawing In My Skin

    Imagine putting a pair of these Falconer gloves on to go do some yardwork.


  • idontknow

    April 27, 2025
    [music, tv]

    The three year old asked while eating today ‘Where’d the cheese go?’ Of course I had to try once again to Ween-pill him. I forgot they swear and now I’m in trouble.


  • Pizza Boy

    April 19, 2025
    [media]

    Me interacting with AI.


  • Pass the flask

    April 18, 2025
    [tv]

    This is in the running for one of the worst title sequence tracks of all time. A bedroom demo that should have never left the room.


  • All in all…

    April 11, 2025
    [music]
    All in all…

    Does anyone else occasionally think about the fact that the Bloodhound Gang delayed their album release for four months in the US because they had to clear a Pink Floyd sample for the lyric “All in all you’re just another dick with no balls.”

    While we’re on the subject of music sampling, the Eagles who are notoriously cutthroat and have rarely let anyone sample, let alone cover their music let Limp Bizkit sample “Life in the Fast Lane” for “Livin’ It Up.”


  • Welcome to the Bunghole

    April 11, 2025
    [tech]
    Welcome to the Bunghole

    Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?


  • Record Setter – Evoke Invoke

    April 8, 2025
    [media, music]

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